To really annoy, ask, in all seriousness, “When is Cinco de Mayo this year?”
Funny thoughts on school
Ifis smarter than my honor student, I hope you’re saving for college.
Kids, iftell them it takes a couple of Cs to spell success, but not a single A or B.
do you need to become one those people who dances on the sidewalk holding a “Large Pizza $5.99” sign?
Why do kids always makein school? You’d think the wind has plenty of socks by now, especially since it has no discernible feet.
Ventriloquism schools would be more popular if they weren’tand mumblers.
I never knew why my high school English teacherwe made. It’s almost as if she knew they were laced with fish medicine that would make her urine green.
Why do they always say there are two schools of thought? What are they doing in
Remember how a stink bomb would clear the room instantly in grade school? They’re also perfect for
My 9th grade science teacher taught me the most valuable lesson I ever learned:is a protozoa that moves using pseudopodia.