If I ever become a patron saint, I’m going to patronize KFC. I bet they’ll give me free coleslaw.

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    This is a high, but worthy goal… I think my loftiest goal could be to be like Zeno of Nicodema (http://saints.sqpn.com/saint-zeno-of-nicomedia/). It’s hard to believe that my jaw hasn’t been shattered yet (although a few have tried), what with all my sarcastic remarks…