Dear Dan,
Every time I peel potatoes, I cut my fingertips. I use a potato peeler (as opposed to a knife), and I’ve even tried a few different kinds. Nothing helps. Tonight I cut my pinkie bad enough to need a band aid. And it still hurts. How do I peel potatoes without peeling my fingertips too? Cause nobody wants to eat that.

Sincerely,
Blood Loss in Boise

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Why do people like beets? How many purple?

Johnny Doeson
Burnt Corn, Alabama, or thereabouts

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My girlfriend told me that she loved me and I choked on my burrito…what should I do? Do you think that this might have something to do with her pregnancy hormones?

Burrito Choker
Earth

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Hi,

I follow this man called Dan on twitter. I think I’m in love with him, but i don’t want him to find out!!!

What should I do?

Koush

P.S. Rhinoplasty.

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