Dan's Funny Advice
Reverse the Signs of Aging
February 25th, 2012Dear Mr. Of the Day,
I am starting to see crow’s feet by my eyes and my skin is becoming blemished and just losing that glow of youth. What products or procedures work best to reverse the signs of aging?
Mrs. Pippenpapzapopolopocus
Omashu City
Horrible Temper Tantrums
February 4th, 2012Dear Dan of the Day,
My daughter is throwing horrible temper tantrums all the time. What do I do?
Mother going crazy
Maryland
Cutting My Husband’s Hair
January 28th, 2012Dear Dan of the Day,
To save money I cut my husband’s hair at home. This last time I really butchered it. What should I do?Sally Flowerhaven
Rastafarian Redneck
January 14th, 2012Dan,
Today I saw a Rastafarian Redneck with a Dredlocked Mullet. Would that technically be considered a Mullock or a Dredlet?
Sincerely,
Seeneverything
West Virginia
Husband Likes Me Crazy
September 3rd, 2011Dear Mr. Of the Day,
My husband just admitted that he likes it when I’m crazy.
What do I do now?Fanny Eubanks
Omaha
Peeling Potatoes
August 27th, 2011Dear Dan,
Every time I peel potatoes, I cut my fingertips. I use a potato peeler (as opposed to a knife), and I’ve even tried a few different kinds. Nothing helps. Tonight I cut my pinkie bad enough to need a band aid. And it still hurts. How do I peel potatoes without peeling my fingertips too? Cause nobody wants to eat that.Sincerely,
Blood Loss in Boise
Why Do People Like Beets?
August 20th, 2011Why do people like beets? How many purple?
Johnny Doeson
Burnt Corn, Alabama, or thereabouts
Choked by Love
August 13th, 2011My girlfriend told me that she loved me and I choked on my burrito…what should I do? Do you think that this might have something to do with her pregnancy hormones?
Burrito Choker
Earth
Following Dan
August 6th, 2011Hi,
I follow this man called Dan on twitter. I think I’m in love with him, but i don’t want him to find out!!!
What should I do?
Koush
P.S. Rhinoplasty.