Look, I honestly don’t care what your email address is. I won’t send you email you don’t ask for. I won’t give or sell your email address to others, unless required to do so by law. (You never know.)

Any information submitted for purchase of merchandise from Dan of the Day will be used solely for the purpose of fulfilling your order. During the checkout process you will have the option to subscribe to Dan of the Day promotional material (sales, new products) if you wish. Your credit card information is processed by Google Checkout and is never even passed on to me, which is how I like it.

If you want to unsubscribe from either promotional emails or Dan’s daily funny thought emails, please send an email to unsubscribe@danoftheday.com. If, for some reason, you want to delete every comment you ever left on this website, shoot me an email and I’ll do that too.

I take reasonable measures to protect your information, but this isn’t Fort Knox, so I’m not making any guarantees that things couldn’t be compromised. Besides, it’s not like you’re giving me your bank account numbers, date of birth, personal identification numbers, etc.

So blah blah blah, thanks for coming to my site, I love you.

-Dan