Geese draw the letter V like a drunk kindergartner.
Why are some women so ungrateful when you give them a nice bouquet of fresh, live, organic snakes?
Forget the Terminator. Sometimes you need to tell people, “Go away if you want to live.”
If you want to drive a perfectionist tell them you’ll be sure to cross all the i’s and dot all the t’s.
When Gandalf the Grey became Gandalf the White, that would have been a really good time for a laundry detergent commercial.
We need to do something a boat all these typos on the internet.
Everyone falls into one of two categories: morning person or normal person.
LeAnn Rimes and Busta Rhymes are related, right?
Even with pumped-up kicks, it’s pretty hard to run faster than a bullet.