Wait,I thought we all agreed to skip winter this year.
I always say, “Morning,” instead of, “Good morning.”I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.
Sometimes I just say, “That’s not my strong suit,” because if they knew it was me in that suit, smashing through walls and throwing cars, I’d have to spend a lot more
Back tomorrow, hopefully.
I don’t know whyis playing on the radio at 10:30 AM, but I’m going home for the day now.
My New Year’s resolution is to not make any New Year’s resolutions. And now that I’ve broken it,with resolutions this year.
Was it named cottage cheese because of where it used to be made orI need to know whether to call it factory cheese now or salad bar cheese.
Beingtakes on a whole new tragic meaning when you work in a tire warehouse.
Graphic design by my lovely sister-in-law. As always, available in a wide array of colors and styles. Buy yours here.
Let everyone know your true feelings on mullets! Pick one up here.
Daily thoughts may get a little less daily over the next week due to the holidays. Cheers!