Sometimes I just say, “That’s not my strong suit,” because if they knew it was me in that suit, smashing through walls and throwing cars, I’d have to spend a lot more time in court.

I don’t know why Semisonic’s “Closing Time” is playing on the radio at 10:30 AM, but I’m going home for the day now.

December 23rd, 2011
Merry Christmas, everyone! To celebrate, why not order one of these beautiful new t-shirt designs for your loved ones?

Why do for yourself what you could teach your kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?

Graphic design by my lovely sister-in-law. As always, available in a wide array of colors and styles. Buy yours here.

Mullets are hot (because I light them on fire) t-shirt

Let everyone know your true feelings on mullets! Pick one up here.

Daily thoughts may get a little less daily over the next week due to the holidays. Cheers!