I’ll bet women named Penny get really mad whenever people talk about penny pinching.
4.9.2012
Isn’t it a little sacrilegious to eat deviled eggs on Easter?
4.6.2012
I’ll bet York is jealous of all the attention New York gets.
4.5.2012
It’s a magical time in life when you finally realize that the only way to be truly happy is to kill everyone who makes you unhappy.
4.4.2012
In my hometown there wasn’t a “wrong side of the tracks.” I guess the railroad forgot to follow the good/evil divide when laying track.
New Honky T-Shirt
April 3rd, 2012
Introductory price of $13.95, today only!
It’s hard to change your skin color, but this shirt can be practically any color you choose since we custom print your order when you place it. A racial slur has never looked so good.
4.2.2012
All the king’s horses couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty together again. Which is weird, because horses can usually fix anything, right?
3.30.2012
Did you know Dan of the Day features a collection of hundreds of quirky/funny videos and images? Each is hidden and revealed by hovering over and clicking certain text in Dan’s daily thoughts. This week I will be posting some random videos from the past couple of years. Enjoy!
3.29.2012
Did you know Dan of the Day features a collection of hundreds of quirky/funny videos and images? Each is hidden and revealed by hovering over and clicking certain text in Dan’s daily thoughts. This week I will be posting some random videos from the past couple of years. Enjoy!
3.28.2012
Did you know Dan of the Day features a collection of hundreds of quirky/funny videos and images? Each is hidden and revealed by hovering over and clicking certain text in Dan’s daily thoughts. This week I will be posting some random videos from the past couple of years. Enjoy!