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Dan of the Day started out because I felt like I could write something at least as funny as what someone else had published. Can you be at least as funny as me? Do you have ridiculous thoughts floating around in your mind, and you’re just dying to get them out? Now is your chance.
I’m writing a Dan of the Day book, and I’d like you to be involved. I’m having a contest to see who can write the best funny thought (or thoughts), and the winner (or winners) will have their thought included in my new book. The thoughts will be credited with your name so readers will know how awesome you are. Winners will also receive a free signed copy of the book when it is published.
I need a few good men and women to join the cause. Are you up to the task? Do you want a free book? If so, enter your thought and contact information below.
Initial entries will be screened and a handful of finalists will be selected to be featured on the Dan of the Day Facebook page. The winner(s) will be determined by the total number of likes each entry receives when posted by Dan on Facebook.
Initial entries must be received by midnight MDT on April 30, 2013.
[Entries are no longer being accepted. Vote for your favorite entry on the Dan of the Day Facebook page.]
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After careful consideration, Dan of the Day has decided to rename this site Dan of the Night. Why night? “Everything about night is cooler,” Dan said. “That’s when all the parties are. Nighttime is fun time. And night carries that dark connotation that makes everything a little edgier. We think the younger generation will really be excited about this change.”
It’s no secret that Dan of the Day’s audience has been aging for some time now. “They’re getting older every day (and every night)!” Dan explained. The older they get, the sooner they die, and the sooner there is no one left to read Dan’s random thoughts. “At this point in time close to 90% of our site visits come from retirement homes and assisted living facilities. That’s just not a sustainable demographic,” Dan noted.
The Dan of the Night changeover is already in progress. The site style and logo have been updated, and the domain name will be changed shortly. Browsers should notice an immediate difference in the energy of the site. “We revamped the website completely,” Dan effused, “Now it looks just like a night club. Everyone’s excited and confused.”
Visitors are encouraged to come to the site at night. The visual effect is more pronounced in the dark, and the jokes will actually seem funnier because readers will be more relaxed. But Dan wants everyone to know the site will still be fully available during daylight hours as well. “People still need a laugh when the sun is out, and we understand that. We’ll be here 24/7, making the world a better place.”
Here’s a preview of the site update:
What do you think of the new name and design? Please leave a comment below.
Just because I’m unemployedto do pointless things like “get out of bed,” and “shave,” and “take a shower.”
How can the United States have any international credibility if we continue to harbor
Didn’t your mother teach you, “If youdon’t say anything at all”?
What is the point ofif you aren’t even going to fill your pockets with waffles?
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When your friends stop planningand start planning mass suicides it’s time to find a different cult.