I’ll bet that song that says the sun’ll come out tomorrow is really depressing during an Alaskan winter.
Rastafarian Redneck
January 14th, 2012Dan,
Today I saw a Rastafarian Redneck with a Dredlocked Mullet. Would that technically be considered a Mullock or a Dredlet?
Sincerely,
Seeneverything
West Virginia
1.13.2012
People are so obsessed about getting the closest parking spot that they miss a spot that would be better for making a quick getaway.
New I Survived Dan of the Day T-Shirt
January 12th, 2012As always, available in a variety of colors and styles. Pick one up here so I can afford to keep this website up and feed my children and stuff like that.
1.12.2012
Wait, why is it cold again? I thought we all agreed to skip winter this year.
1.11.2012
I always say, “Morning,” instead of, “Good morning.” If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.
1.10.2012
Sometimes I just say, “That’s not my strong suit,” because if they knew it was me in that suit, smashing through walls and throwing cars, I’d have to spend a lot more time in court.
