If I were a hay farmer, I would tell so many hey! hay! jokes that the other farmers would kill me.
2.19.2015
Solar flares are funnier if you think of them as star farts.
2.17.2015
Modern cowboys are fake. Real cowboys have the chest and head of a boy attached to the body and legs of a cow.
2.13.2015
Your secret stash of candy is not as secret as you think. Also, it is now smaller than you think.
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2.11.2015
Light a birthday cake on fire, everyone sings. Light garbage on fire, nobody sings. Conclusion: people like garbage more than cake.
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2.10.2015
Convertible cars are just fancy tents on wheels.
2.4.2015
Organic and high in fiber, nutrients and natural bacteria: the new superfood is bull crap.
2.3.2015
Why do people tell blatant lies? I know you weren’t at the Super Bowl, because I was, and I didn’t see you there.
1.28.2015
There’s no law against disagreeing with people. Or throwing cauliflower at them.
1.22.2015
I don’t think Gaston was as unique as LeFou made him out to be.
