2.24.2015 If I were a hay farmer, I would tell so many hey! hay! jokes that the other farmers would kill me. More funny random thoughts: farming hay jokes murder Add Comment »
2.19.2015 Solar flares are funnier if you think of them as star farts. More funny random thoughts: astronomy gas solar flares space stars Add Comment »
2.17.2015 Modern cowboys are fake. Real cowboys have the chest and head of a boy attached to the body and legs of a cow. More funny random thoughts: cowboys cows monsters mutants Add Comment »
2.13.2015 Your secret stash of candy is not as secret as you think. Also, it is now smaller than you think. Background image deriv. of normanack, https://www.flickr.com/photos/29278394@N00/59538977/ More funny random thoughts: candy food secrets stashes Add Comment »
2.11.2015 Light a birthday cake on fire, everyone sings. Light garbage on fire, nobody sings. Conclusion: people like garbage more than cake. Background image by Tela Chhe, https://www.flickr.com/photos/telachhe/2956539243/ More funny random thoughts: birthdays fire garbage singing Add Comment »
2.10.2015 Convertible cars are just fancy tents on wheels. More funny random thoughts: camping cars tents Add Comment »
2.4.2015 Organic and high in fiber, nutrients and natural bacteria: the new superfood is bull crap. More funny random thoughts: antioxidants bacteria dieting fiber food health nutrition organic food Add Comment »
2.3.2015 Why do people tell blatant lies? I know you weren’t at the Super Bowl, because I was, and I didn’t see you there. More funny random thoughts: football honesty lies the Super Bowl Add Comment »
1.28.2015 There’s no law against disagreeing with people. Or throwing cauliflower at them. More funny random thoughts: cauliflower disagreements laws opinions tolerance vegetables Add Comment »
1.22.2015 I don’t think Gaston was as unique as LeFou made him out to be. More funny random thoughts: Beauty and the Beast Disney egotism Gaston manliness movies Add Comment »