I know they’re not protected by law, but I still feel really guilty about poaching
Why do some people get so upset when you thinkis a chamber pot?
To everyone who participated in the contest, whether by writing a thought or voting for the winner, thank you very much! We had some outstanding entries and it was very difficult to narrow things down to three finalists. I have some very funny readers, and I’m honored to be involved with such a great group.
Check back for updates on my progress with Junk and Stuff. I can’t wait to get this book into print!
In the movies when you hear bones breaking it’s actually the sound of celery being smashed. So apparently
Why do people just assumeare Australian, and that I’m not a pouchless American kangaroo who likes to walk instead of hop?
If you call it “decapitating the lawn” instead ofit’s easier to explain to your neighbors why you don’t believe in doing it.
AmericansBrits call them biscuits. Can’t we just agree that everyone should call them bakies?
When people say,I guess they don’t mean go put on a suit.
Each of the final three funny thoughts is posted on Facebook. Go to the link below for your favorite and click “like” to vote for it. The post with the most likes by 11 PM MDT on Tuesday, May 7, will be the winner! Their thought will be featured in my upcoming book, Junk and Stuff, and they will also win a free signed copy. Help me pick the funniest one!
Read more about my new book here.
Good luck to the finalists!
Thank you for all your submissions to the Dan of the Day funny thought contest! Finalists are being selected and will be notified later today. Get ready to vote for your favorite!