IMO, people who say IMHO are lying about the H part.
2.17.2010
I wish people had antlers, because I’m sure they would make bar fights a lot more entertaining.
2.16.2010
Mattress labels are commonly misunderstood. They say, “Not to be removed EXCEPT BY CONSUMER.” So if you take it off you have to eat it.
2.15.2010
Some day I hope to found a company that is as universally famous as Acme.
2.11.2010
There’s an orphaned whiteboard where I work. It’s in a rather public area where lots of people pass, and there’s a guy who regularly draws a seasonal picture on it for everyone’s viewing pleasure. His latest was some snowmen golfing. I couldn’t resist adding my own touches to it:
It only lasted a few days before someone erased it all. Some people have no taste.
2.10.2010
I know two kinds of people that can be genuinely surprised by their own farts: little babies, and Joan Rivers.
