This women’s clothing catalog has “super skinny high waist” and. Are these kinds of jeans or just general wishes?
Brainstorming would be a lot more exciting if it involvedfalling from the sky.
Why dowant bicycles? Why can’t they just ride around the neighborhood in a stolen Chrysler like I always did?
Does anyone else thinkBecause apparently my boss disagrees.
When is a zucchini from my garden too big to eat? Also, at what point does it begin eating children?
When people say, “is the worst decision I ever made,” I agree. It would have been better if they had died.
Dirigible plums should float away when you throw them at someone’s face, right? Because maybe those were
– There’s a difference between lay and lie: You lay a book down. You lie if you’re a politician.
TV is so fake. There is no wayis that dumb in real life.
If Captain Obvious were a real superhero, you’ve gotta know he would say, “Obvious!” at least 50 times a day.