We need to do something a boat all these typos on the internet.
Everyone falls into one of two categories: morning person or normal person.
LeAnn Rimes and Busta Rhymes are related, right?
Even with pumped-up kicks, it’s pretty hard to run faster than a bullet.
Superman wears his underwear outside his pants and he’s a “hero”, but I do and I’m “weird” and “creepy” and “never invited over again”.
My dream vacation would be to go to sleep, and go to weird places, and stuff doesn’t make sense, and then I’d wake up.
New idea: the ice cup challenge, in which people drink a glass of ice water and then send me 100 bucks.
Never trust a skinny cook. Thin people are murderous and will probably try to poison you.
Define success in your own terms, because you may never have a greater accomplishment than eating that entire can of Cheez Whiz at once.