I know they’re not protected by law, but I still feel really guilty about poaching those eggs.
5.9.2013
Why do some people get so upset when you think their antique vase is a chamber pot?
We have a winner!
May 8th, 2013
The votes for my funny thought contest are in. Congrats to Dan Miller from Utah for writing the winning entry! Dan’s thought will be featured in my upcoming book, Junk and Stuff, and he will receive a signed copy of the book once it’s published. Proof once again that people named Dan are awesome.
To everyone who participated in the contest, whether by writing a thought or voting for the winner, thank you very much! We had some outstanding entries and it was very difficult to narrow things down to three finalists. I have some very funny readers, and I’m honored to be involved with such a great group.
Check back for updates on my progress with Junk and Stuff. I can’t wait to get this book into print!
5.8.2013
In the movies when you hear bones breaking it’s actually the sound of celery being smashed. So apparently celery has a valid use.
5.7.2013
Why do people just assume all kangaroos are Australian, and that I’m not a pouchless American kangaroo who likes to walk instead of hop?
5.6.2013
If you call it “decapitating the lawn” instead of “mowing the lawn,” it’s easier to explain to your neighbors why you don’t believe in doing it.
5.3.2013
Americans call them cookies. Brits call them biscuits. Can’t we just agree that everyone should call them bakies?
5.2.2013
When people say, “Suit yourself,” I guess they don’t mean go put on a suit.
Three finalists
May 1st, 2013
I’d like to thank everyone who submitted an entry for the Funny Thought Contest for my book giveaway. There were some very high-quality submissions, and it was difficult for our judge panel to select the three finalists. Now it’s up to you to select the winner!
Each of the final three funny thoughts is posted on Facebook. Go to the link below for your favorite and click “like” to vote for it. The post with the most likes by 11 PM MDT on Tuesday, May 7, will be the winner! Their thought will be featured in my upcoming book, Junk and Stuff, and they will also win a free signed copy. Help me pick the funniest one!
Read more about my new book here.
The entries:
Good luck to the finalists!
Entries are in
May 1st, 2013Thank you for all your submissions to the Dan of the Day funny thought contest! Finalists are being selected and will be notified later today. Get ready to vote for your favorite!