12.15.2009

I’d like to live in a zoo: eat, sleep, beat my chest now and then, embarrass myself in front of onlookers… Dang, that’s my life already.

Dan's Funny Shirts

The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
Slugs Are Just Homeless Snails T-Shirt

Slugs Are Homeless Snails T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
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