There are enough brainless people for humanity to survive a zombie apocalypse, but then they’d all die when Trader Joe’s ran out of food.
Funny thoughts on zombies
8.21.2012
How can I tell if this is a good doctor or not? I know he smokes, but he also tried to take a bite out of my arm. Yellow light?
8.9.2012
If by “out of touch with reality” you mean “preparing for the zombie cat invasion,” then you have a warped sense of what is real.
2.17.2012
What’s up with zombies being fast and intelligent in the movies now? According to moms, zombies just sit and stare at the TV all the time.
3.2.2011
Despite the faked death and multiple plastic surgeries, I know Thriller was true: Michael Jackson has been a zombie since 1983.
10.29.2009
If a zombie wants to eat your brains, just order pizza instead. When it arrives, feed the pizza guy to the zombie and RUN!
