There are enoughfor humanity to survive a zombie apocalypse, but then they’d all die when Trader Joe’s ran out of food.
Funny thoughts on zombies
How can I tell if this isI know he smokes, but he also tried to take a bite out of my arm. Yellow light?
If by “out of touch with reality” you mean “preparing for the zombie cat invasion,” then you have
being fast and intelligent in the movies now? According to moms, zombies just sit and stare at the TV all the time.
Despite the faked death and multiple plastic surgeries, I knowMichael Jackson has been a zombie since 1983.
If a zombie wants to eat your brains, just order pizza instead. When it arrives, feed the pizza guy to the zombie and RUN!