If you’re burningat both ends maybe you should step into at least the 19th century and buy a light bulb.
Funny thoughts on work - page 2
Apparentlyis not an acceptable target date for project completion.
Anytime I’m driving to work and don’t feel like going, I look atand think hey, at least I’m not one of them.
If by “workplace productivity” you meanout of old pairs of scissors,” then yes, I deserve a raise.
I got a guy fired today for drinking on the job.that water, buddy.
A good way to start a relationship withis to ask if they like staples or paperclips more.
My new coworker doesn’t believe he needs a shiv in the office. No way this guy survives his first
Sometimes it pays
Did you knowmake a huge dust mess, are expensive to recharge, and your boss probably won’t think the prank was funny?
I tried to get my annoying coworker to leap off a tall building, but she’s hopping around the office instead. Some holiday this is.