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It Pays

Dan of the Day — Mon, 21 May 2012 19:11:34 +0000

Sometimes it pays to have a job.

Fire Extinguisher Prank

Dan of the Day — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 21:28:55 +0000

Did you know fire extinguishers make a huge dust mess, are expensive to recharge, and your boss probably won’t think the prank was funny?

Leap Day

Dan of the Day — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 21:28:17 +0000

Today is Leap Day. I tried to get my annoying coworker to leap off a tall building, but she’s hopping around the office instead. Some holiday this is.

Kisses For Everyone

Dan of the Day — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:20:01 +0000

My wife gave me kisses for Valentine’s Day. Now at work I give kisses to everyone who passes by. Chocolate makes me sound like a whore.

Still In Pajamas

Dan of the Day — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:22:48 +0000

I always feel a little lazy when I realize it’s 3 PM and I’m still in my pajamas and people in the office are staring at me.

Closing Time

Dan of the Day — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:49:24 +0000

I don’t know why Semisonic’s “Closing Time” is playing on the radio at 10:30 AM, but I’m going home for the day now.

Tired At Work

Dan of the Day — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 21:09:06 +0000

Being “tired at work” takes on a whole new tragic meaning when you work in a tire warehouse.

Sucker Factory

Dan of the Day — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 20:36:58 +0000

I’ll bet sucker factory workers never get tired of calling each other Sucka! and then pretending they were pointing at candy behind them.

Office Dementors

Dan of the Day — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 20:49:24 +0000

The office dementors have been trying to suck my soul out of my face today. Good thing I have this drawer full of chocolate.

The Corporate Ladder

Dan of the Day — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 22:39:15 +0000

In reality, the corporate ladder is missing a bunch of rungs, and those people at the top just rode the ski lift.