I always laugh when people say, “Another day, another dollar,” becauseas much as them.
Funny thoughts on work
I hope actuaries neverbecause then we’ll have to figure out what an actuary even does.
Help save the earth by getting your office toBurn every last piece.
If you’re ever asked to explain a gap in your employment history, just say youfor Horcruxes.
Just because I’m unemployedto do pointless things like “get out of bed,” and “shave,” and “take a shower.”
My dream job is to beThe guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
Sometimes you just have to admit you’reAnd sometimes this happens while you’re still in bed.
If we had never invented cars, I’ll bet we wouldn’t have so manyhorse thieves right now. Think about the effects of your actions, people.
The nice thing about my Dan of the Day email list is I always find out when complete strangers are
If you’re burningat both ends maybe you should step into at least the 19th century and buy a light bulb.