Sometimes it pays to have a job.
Funny thoughts on work
4.23.2012
Did you know fire extinguishers make a huge dust mess, are expensive to recharge, and your boss probably won’t think the prank was funny?
2.29.2012
Today is Leap Day. I tried to get my annoying coworker to leap off a tall building, but she’s hopping around the office instead. Some holiday this is.
2.15.2012
My wife gave me kisses for Valentine’s Day. Now at work I give kisses to everyone who passes by. Chocolate makes me sound like a whore.
2.8.2012
I always feel a little lazy when I realize it’s 3 PM and I’m still in my pajamas and people in the office are staring at me.
1.4.2012
I don’t know why Semisonic’s “Closing Time” is playing on the radio at 10:30 AM, but I’m going home for the day now.
12.28.2011
Being “tired at work” takes on a whole new tragic meaning when you work in a tire warehouse.
9.22.2011
I’ll bet sucker factory workers never get tired of calling each other Sucka! and then pretending they were pointing at candy behind them.
4.18.2011
The office dementors have been trying to suck my soul out of my face today. Good thing I have this drawer full of chocolate.
2.18.2011
In reality, the corporate ladder is missing a bunch of rungs, and those people at the top just rode the ski lift.