9.13.2011

There’s no synonym for the word “thesaurus.”

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8.8.2011

With all the confusion about the meaning of the word “irony,” I think we should change it to mean “in the mood to do some ironing.”

8.4.2010

Hey everybody, chillax. And some other made-up words.

6.4.2010

In a tragic accident of chemical warfare pronunciation, the party came to an abrupt end when Jim shared what he thought was “serene gas.”

5.26.2010

I’m jealouse of people who are good at spelling.

5.12.2010

He suffers from formidologophobia, which is a fear of words that describe fears, but I wouldn’t tell him that if I were you.

9.9.2009

A picture is worth a thousand words, but my teacher wouldn’t accept my doodles as a book report. That was like 50,000 words!

7.16.2009

The root words of shampoo are sham and poo.