Why are some women so ungrateful when you give them a nice bouquet of fresh, live,
Funny thoughts on women
I love to hear a piece of juicy gossip as much as the next girl. However, also like the next girl, I hate when gossip is being spread about me!
I have a family member with whom I feel thinks everything is just news to be passed along to other relatives and friends. I really don’t appreciate the details of my life, whether sordid or boring, being published abroad without my approval.
On the other hand, when this relative has gossip about others I’m all ears.
Yes, Dan of the Day, I’m aware that I am being hypocritical in this matter. I want to hear the latest gossip from this relative without her turning around and gossiping about me. If I say something to her about her gossiping ways she may stop filling me in on the details from the lives of others! So my question for you is: How can I have my cake and eat it too?
You can take the girl out ofbut you can’t take the pool full of Jello out of the girl.
If Barbie dolls give girls unrealistic body expectations, at least Bratz dolls let them know it’s okay to
I thought it odd that my wife keeps burying explosives in the yard, but my dad told me all women play
Whoever said,was probably not a woman.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.
Before we met in person,I mean, who names a girl Alicia?
I’ve started shaping my eyebrows like women do. Well, not exactly like women – my goal is to look more evil.
Contrary to popular belief, no swimsuit-clad women were giant-sized by nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll. That was Johnston Island.