Whoever said, “If the shoe fits, wear it,” was probably not a woman.
3.30.2010
Before we met in person, I had no idea she was a woman. I mean, who names a girl Alicia?
6.5.2009
I’ve started shaping my eyebrows like women do. Well, not exactly like women – my goal is to look more evil.
5.20.2009
Contrary to popular belief, no swimsuit-clad women were giant-sized by nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll. That was Johnston Island.
4.27.2009
Wouldn’t it be funny if women had beards? Just think Nicole Kidman crossed with Osama bin Laden. Minus the turban.
