1.17.2012

I’ll bet that song that says the sun’ll come out tomorrow is really depressing during an Alaskan winter.

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1.12.2012

Wait, why is it cold again? I thought we all agreed to skip winter this year.

12.8.2009

Fine. If the city won’t plow the snow off my street, I’m buying a Zamboni.

9.24.2009

Everyone always tries to avoid the hot seat, but wouldn’t it be kind of nice in the winter?