The thing aboutis you always win but you always lose too.
Funny thoughts on winning
My friend said I’m one of thehe knows. I said, “Who’s the most competitive, and what do I have to do to top them?”
Whoever saidin a shouting match” has never heard how loud I can yell.
You would buy a mansionthe lottery. I would buy a herd of buffalo, shave them, and let them loose downtown. To each his own.
I bought some South African racing trees, but I still can’t tell which one is winning.