“To the Victor go,” I say as I mail my rotten leftovers to some dude named Victor.
Funny thoughts on winning
The thing aboutis you always win but you always lose too.
My friend said I’m one of thehe knows. I said, “Who’s the most competitive, and what do I have to do to top them?”
Whoever saidin a shouting match” has never heard how loud I can yell.
You would buy a mansionthe lottery. I would buy a herd of buffalo, shave them, and let them loose downtown. To each his own.
I bought some South African racing trees, but I still can’t tell which one is winning.