Here’s human empathy for you: Things die all over our windshields and we’re like, “Man, I just washed this!”
Funny thoughts on windows
3.5.2013
Windows, 3.0, 95, 98, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8: Now that’s a naming convention that makes sense.
9.4.2012
It will take sacrifice, but together we can fix global warming if we all just open our windows and crank up our AC.
5.29.2012
Do dogs stick their heads out of car windows because they like the wind, or because their owners are so stinky even a dog can’t stand it?
10.19.2010
If eyes are the window to the soul, then you shouldn’t open them because what if flies come in?
