Never shake hands with a zebra. It’s not that they’re mean or diseased, it’s just if they have hands they’re probably
Funny thoughts on wildlife - page 2
My niece thinks octopuses don’t wear pants because they have too many legs. ‘Course not. It’s becauseto eat.
Wolves get a bad rap from fairy tales. Real wolves would never
You would buy a mansionthe lottery. I would buy a herd of buffalo, shave them, and let them loose downtown. To each his own.
Why isso formal? If I were emperor, I’d be like, “T-shirt and jeans for me, but the rest of you have to wear tuxedos.”
Less known than the common sparrow iswhich sports a mohawk and shouts “platypus!” at random.