Instead of giving you the common cold, rhinovirus should turn you.
Funny thoughts on wildlife
Why are so many people gored by bulls, but almost no one is
For some reason shark week is a lot more popular thanweek.
Apparently people now thinkand make good pets. So I guess there’s hope for my little brother after all.
Tigers wouldn’t beif we just gave them some weapons. I mean seriously, who would mess with a tiger with a grenade launcher?
How to save the orangutans:
1) Teach them
2) Make millions off hockey league. 3) Buy lots of duct tape. Duct tape fixes anything.
Is anyone else disappointed thatis exactly like every other week? Somehow I expected more, I don’t know… sharks.
as you are of them, except they have twice your mass, razor-sharp claws and jaws that can crush steel.