Instead of giving you the common cold, rhinovirus should turn you into a rhinoceros.
Funny thoughts on wildlife
10.1.2014
Realistic Jungle Book: Wolves eat abandoned human child. Bear, panther and tiger never get a chance.
9.11.2014
Geese draw the letter V like a drunk kindergartner.
7.19.2013
Why are so many people gored by bulls, but almost no one is gored by narwhals?
6.11.2013
For some reason shark week is a lot more popular than hamster week.
5.13.2013
Apparently people now think sloths are cute and make good pets. So I guess there’s hope for my little brother after all.
1.16.2013
Tigers wouldn’t be so endangered if we just gave them some weapons. I mean seriously, who would mess with a tiger with a grenade launcher?
11.9.2012
How to save the orangutans:
1) Teach them to play hockey.
2) Make millions off hockey league. 3) Buy lots of duct tape. Duct tape fixes anything.
8.14.2012
Is anyone else disappointed that shark week is exactly like every other week? Somehow I expected more, I don’t know… sharks.
7.23.2012
Bears are just as scared of you as you are of them, except they have twice your mass, razor-sharp claws and jaws that can crush steel.
