Apparently people now thinkand make good pets. So I guess there’s hope for my little brother after all.
Funny thoughts on wildlife
Tigers wouldn’t beif we just gave them some weapons. I mean seriously, who would mess with a tiger with a grenade launcher?
How to save the orangutans:
1) Teach them
2) Make millions off hockey league. 3) Buy lots of duct tape. Duct tape fixes anything.
Is anyone else disappointed thatis exactly like every other week? Somehow I expected more, I don’t know… sharks.
as you are of them, except they have twice your mass, razor-sharp claws and jaws that can crush steel.
Never shake hands with a zebra. It’s not that they’re mean or diseased, it’s just if they have hands they’re probably
My niece thinks octopuses don’t wear pants because they have too many legs. ‘Course not. It’s becauseto eat.
Wolves get a bad rap from fairy tales. Real wolves would never
You would buy a mansionthe lottery. I would buy a herd of buffalo, shave them, and let them loose downtown. To each his own.
Why isso formal? If I were emperor, I’d be like, “T-shirt and jeans for me, but the rest of you have to wear tuxedos.”