It’s a good thing baby oil isn’t made from real babies, because then people would think I was weird for drinking it.
Funny thoughts on weird
8.22.2011
Celebrities give their kids weird names: Moroccan, Apple, Pilot Inspektor, Kah-el. I prefer biblical names, like Maher-shalal-hash-baz.
2.8.2010
I never really thought about it before, but the thing that made Al really strange was that electrical cord coming out of the back of his neck.
6.25.2009
I knew a family who were wizards from the Harry Potter world. But the son would eat raw onions, so maybe they were just weird.