Superman wears his underwear outside his pants and he’s a “hero”, but I do and I’m “weird” and “creepy” and “never invited over again”.
Funny thoughts on weird
8.27.2014
My dream vacation would be to go to sleep, and go to weird places, and stuff doesn’t make sense, and then I’d wake up.
2.25.2013
What’s the point of parades? If you want to see a bunch of weirdos walk by you can just go to Walmart.
9.21.2011
It’s a good thing baby oil isn’t made from real babies, because then people would think I was weird for drinking it.
8.22.2011
Celebrities give their kids weird names: Moroccan, Apple, Pilot Inspektor, Kah-el. I prefer biblical names, like Maher-shalal-hash-baz.
2.8.2010
I never really thought about it before, but the thing that made Al really strange was that electrical cord coming out of the back of his neck.
6.25.2009
I knew a family who were wizards from the Harry Potter world. But the son would eat raw onions, so maybe they were just weird.
