Superman wears his underwear outside his pants and he’s a “hero”, but I do and I’m “weird” and “creepy” and “never invited over again”.
Funny thoughts on weird
8.27.2014
2.25.2013
What’s the point of parades? If you want to see a bunch of weirdos walk by you can just go to Walmart.
9.21.2011
It’s a good thing baby oil isn’t made from real babies, because then people would think I was weird for drinking it.
8.22.2011
Celebrities give their kids weird names: Moroccan, Apple, Pilot Inspektor, Kah-el. I prefer biblical names, like Maher-shalal-hash-baz.
2.8.2010
I never really thought about it before, but the thing that made Al really strange was that electrical cord coming out of the back of his neck.
6.25.2009
I knew a family who were wizards from the Harry Potter world. But the son would eat raw onions, so maybe they were just weird.