Never trust. Thin people are murderous and will probably try to poison you.
Funny thoughts on weight
I love Cheetos, butis fake. No one who eats that many of those things is that skinny and fast.
Unless you’re over 400 lbs, I don’t think you should be allowed to say you’reof anything.
Every year when I blow out my candles I just wish to be a year younger and ten pounds lighter.
On a scale of 1-10, I think most people would be a 10. I mean, I don’t know anyone who weighs less than 10. Maybe
or, for comparison, at least 5 runway models.
Pregnant pause: The silence that follows when a woman who is not expecting is
The universe is constantly expanding. Who areto argue?
One of the funniest things in the world is
to become too big to fail?