11.30.2011

On a scale of 1-10, I think most people would be a 10. I mean, I don’t know anyone who weighs less than 10. Maybe Steven Tyler.

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7.21.2011

An ant can lift up to 50 times its own weight, or, for comparison, at least 5 runway models.

1.20.2011

Pregnant pause: The silence that follows when a woman who is not expecting is asked about her pregnancy.

1.13.2011

The universe is constantly expanding. Who are my waistline and I to argue?

8.12.2010

One of the funniest things in the world is a big dog dragging a scrawny person behind it.

6.2.2010

How much do I have to eat to become too big to fail?

9.14.2009

Obscure Medical Fact #2: Pound for pound, humans weigh as much as horses.