Wait, why is it cold again? I thought we all agreed to skip winter this year.
Funny thoughts on weather
11.2.2011
Fall isn’t a very good name for autumn. Things are falling all year: rain, snow, my 401K, drunk people. Maybe St. Patrick’s day should be called fall.
5.20.2011
Stop complaining about the rain. “OH NO! The liquid necessary to sustain all known forms of life is FALLING FROM THE SKY!”
1.27.2011
It was raining cats and dogs, so I called animal control. Turns out a tornado hit the local pound.
5.3.2010
Ah, May – In like a lime, out like a lamp. Or maybe that was March.
4.20.2010
When the weather’s bad I like to curl up by the fire with some hot chocolate. And then burn things.