Tigers wouldn’t beif we just gave them some weapons. I mean seriously, who would mess with a tiger with a grenade launcher?
Funny thoughts on weapons
I’m starting to question the practicality of a sack of doorknobs as
I may have lost my grip on reality but I’ll never lose
I thought it odd that my wife keeps burying explosives in the yard, but my dad told me all women play
The word “serendipity” sounds like “sarin dippity.” A person being dipped into a vat ofdoesn’t sound so serendipitous.
Sure we could replace war withBut it would escalate to paint grenades, paint bombs, weapons of mass paint. I don’t want to live in a world where my kids have to worry about what color they will be in the morning.
Extra words can make weapons sound so much cooler:
- ax –> battle ax
- spork –> assault spork
I keep these items in my car for legitimate reasons: baseball bat – playing ball, knife – dicing vegetables,gun – shooting people.
In a tragic accident of chemical warfare pronunciation, the party came to an abrupt end when Jim shared
Food-supply warfare secret weapon: hybrid clones of Kobayashi crossed with the Hamburglar.