If you’re a billionaire and you don’t ride a zebra around town now and then, you don’t deserve to be rich.
Funny thoughts on wealth
2.28.2013
Kids who ask for a pony are so spoiled. When I was a child the only pet I ever had was a boring old elephant.
11.4.2011
I’ll bet the guy who invented the wheel made a killing on patent licensing.
9.28.2011
They say don’t try to be something you’re not, but if I’d done that I’d still be a nobody instead of a ninja assassin gold medalist billionaire.