People who throw cigarette butts on the ground need to realize those get washed into our waterways and cause the fish to take up smoking.
Funny thoughts on water
8.17.2011
If you’re ever stranded in the desert, just dig a really deep hole. You probably won’t find water, but your dead body will be safe from coyotes.
5.20.2011
Stop complaining about the rain. “OH NO! The liquid necessary to sustain all known forms of life is FALLING FROM THE SKY!”
3.24.2010
I have three debilitating fears in life: being trapped underwater, and not being able to count things correctly.
10.20.2009
I’ve considered moving to Atlantis, but I don’t think I could handle the humidity.
