there is a dolphin, and a time for every porpoise underwater. -The Sea World Bible
Funny thoughts on water
New idea: the ice cup challenge, in whichof ice water and then send me 100 bucks.
Water polo is exactly like regular polo except it’s played in a pool, you don’t use mallets and
You can lead a gift horse to water but you can’t look him in the mouth.have lots of rules.
I got a guy fired today for drinking on the job.that water, buddy.
Some epic battles are destined to continue forever: Fire vs. Water. Good vs. Evil.
People who throw cigarette butts on the ground need to realize those get washed into our waterways and cause the fish to
If you’re ever stranded in the desert, just dig a really deep hole. You probably won’t find water, butfrom coyotes.
Stop complaining about the rain. “OH NO! The liquid necessary to sustain all known forms of life is
I have threein life: being trapped underwater, and not being able to count things correctly.