Water polo is exactly like regular polo except it’s played in a pool, you don’t use mallets and you don’t ride horses.
Funny thoughts on water
10.23.2012
You can lead a gift horse to water but you can’t look him in the mouth. Horses have lots of rules.
8.13.2012
I got a guy fired today for drinking on the job. Wait until after work to drink that water, buddy.
7.2.2012
Some epic battles are destined to continue forever: Fire vs. Water. Good vs. Evil. Cap’n Crunch vs. the Soggies.
3.16.2012
People who throw cigarette butts on the ground need to realize those get washed into our waterways and cause the fish to take up smoking.
8.17.2011
If you’re ever stranded in the desert, just dig a really deep hole. You probably won’t find water, but your dead body will be safe from coyotes.
5.20.2011
Stop complaining about the rain. “OH NO! The liquid necessary to sustain all known forms of life is FALLING FROM THE SKY!”
3.24.2010
I have three debilitating fears in life: being trapped underwater, and not being able to count things correctly.
10.20.2009
I’ve considered moving to Atlantis, but I don’t think I could handle the humidity.
