What’s the point of parades? If you want to see a bunch of weirdos walk by you can just go to Walmart.
Funny thoughts on watching
4.26.2011
Ever get the feeling you’re being watched, and you see eyes in the bushes, so I say, “Help, I fell into this bush!” but you don’t believe me?
12.13.2010
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Or be surprised when their neighbors watch them get dressed.
5.19.2009
Just once I want someone to make a movie that’s sideways on the screen so I can watch it laying down without getting a kink in my neck.
