Ever get the feeling you’re being watched, and you see eyes in the bushes, so I say, “Help, I fell into this bush!” but you don’t believe me?
12.13.2010
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Or be surprised when their neighbors watch them get dressed.
5.19.2009
Just once I want someone to make a movie that’s sideways on the screen so I can watch it laying down without getting a kink in my neck.
