9.19.2011

If you force me to use single-ply toilet paper so you can save money, I swear I will use 50 times as much as necessary just to thwart you.

Peter Sellers in The Party watches as a roll of toilet paper empties continuously into a flushing toilet.

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9.22.2009

If you took all the water bottles used each year in the U.S. and stacked them end to end, they would fall over.