It’s a good thing my car has a light to tell me when the gas is low, because that fuel gauge right next to it is too complicated to understand.
Funny thoughts on warnings
4.12.2011
You know who raises a lot of red flags? Chinese people. Hey, I’m not being racist, their flag is red.
1.6.2011
This warning light is always on in my car:
I figure it either means my trunk is open, or my taillights are emitting gamma rays.
12.4.2009
Wisdom gleaned from the warning on a cotton swab box:
“Do not enter ear canal.” I don’t think I could fit even if I tried.