The CIA doesn’t need waterboarding anymore. Now they’ve got several seasons of Glee at their disposal.
Funny thoughts on warfare
8.20.2012
The Curiosity rover vaporized a Mars rock with its laser this weekend. It’s about time we showed those Martians who’s in charge here.
7.2.2012
Some epic battles are destined to continue forever: Fire vs. Water. Good vs. Evil. Cap’n Crunch vs. the Soggies.
3.2.2012
They say 99 Red Balloons is a war protest song, but obviously the message is, “Don’t let go of balloons or everyone will die.” Tell your kids.
10.17.2011
Sure we could replace war with paintball battles. But it would escalate to paint grenades, paint bombs, weapons of mass paint. I don’t want to live in a world where my kids have to worry about what color they will be in the morning.
5.31.2011
Prediction: WWIII will be started accidentally by missile silo workers hazing the new guy with an authentic atomic wedgie.
4.14.2011
I watched expectantly as the small band of apes prepared their ambush. I was about to get my first lesson in gorilla warfare.
3.28.2011
You know what’s a blast? Landmine hopscotch.
6.4.2010
In a tragic accident of chemical warfare pronunciation, the party came to an abrupt end when Jim shared what he thought was “serene gas.”
4.21.2010
The more of those garden gnomes you buy, the sooner they will be able to mobilize their army and destroy us all.
