For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, especially if the first action is punching someone in the face.
Funny thoughts on violence - page 2
3.21.2011
I wonder if people with gold teeth are tempted to punch themselves in the face when inflation is really high.
2.22.2011
I learned from Super Mario that the best way to solve an argument is to throw fireballs, but jumping on a person’s head works too.
1.11.2011
If dodgeball taught me anything, it’s that it’s okay to throw things at other people as long as they’re on the other team.
8.2.2010
I have no doubt that one day every blade of lawn grass in the world will take revenge for having its head chopped off every week.
6.17.2010
If you don’t like someone, wait until they are wearing purple, then stomp on them and say, “I thought you were a grape!”
3.18.2010
If I had a choice between self-deprecation and self-decapitation, I would choose the ladder. I like ladders.
2.17.2010
I wish people had antlers, because I’m sure they would make bar fights a lot more entertaining.
2.12.2010
A good rule of thumb is to not poke people in the eye with it.
2.11.2010
There’s an orphaned whiteboard where I work. It’s in a rather public area where lots of people pass, and there’s a guy who regularly draws a seasonal picture on it for everyone’s viewing pleasure. His latest was some snowmen golfing. I couldn’t resist adding my own touches to it:
It only lasted a few days before someone erased it all. Some people have no taste.