If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say, “If I had a dime…” I would
Funny thoughts on violence
Freezing weather is wonderful because there are icicles everywhere!through the heart.
When, sometimes it’s best to escalate straight to right hook instead.
I’m sick of people pushing their moral standards on me. I don’t care what they say,if I want to.
For some reason dropping pianos on people is a lotthan in real life.
My new coworker doesn’t believe he needs a shiv in the office. No way this guy survives his first
Why arelike, “This won’t hurt a bit,” and, “That should’ve been numb,” and, “Please, please stop choking me?”
If you frequently havemaybe you need to adjust your grip.
How to improve golf: Air cannons replace drivers. Air pistols for putting.in place of holes. Golf balls explode.
People who disagree with meLet me know if you have a different opinion.