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Mario Kart in Real Life

Dan of the Day — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:14:45 +0000

Which Mario Kart bonus would be better for driving in real life – a star or a heat-seeking turtle shell?

Dan of the Day — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 19:15:10 +0000

If people respawned somewhere else a few seconds after they die, just like in video games, I would kill a lot more people in real life.

Dan of the Day — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 21:13:50 +0000

I learned from Super Mario that the best way to solve an argument is to throw fireballs, but jumping on a person’s head works too.

Dan of the Day — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 17:57:28 +0000

So relieved to find out the “black ops” people have been talking to me about is just a video game. I was worried my cover had been blown.

Dan of the Day — Mon, 10 May 2010 19:58:34 +0000

I’m pretty sure I could get a big record contract based solely on my Guitar Hero skills.

Dan of the Day — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:02:49 +0000

If someone you know has a serious illness, be sensitive: don’t make jokes. And yes, Can’t Stop Playing GoldenEye is a real disease.