Which Mario Kart bonus would be better for driving in real life – a star or a heat-seeking turtle shell?
Funny thoughts on video games
10.26.2011
If people respawned somewhere else a few seconds after they die, just like in video games, I would kill a lot more people in real life.
2.22.2011
I learned from Super Mario that the best way to solve an argument is to throw fireballs, but jumping on a person’s head works too.
11.16.2010
So relieved to find out the “black ops” people have been talking to me about is just a video game. I was worried my cover had been blown.
5.10.2010
I’m pretty sure I could get a big record contract based solely on my Guitar Hero skills.
4.16.2010
If someone you know has a serious illness, be sensitive: don’t make jokes. And yes, Can’t Stop Playing GoldenEye is a real disease.