There’s no law against disagreeing with people. Or throwing cauliflower at them.
Funny thoughts on vegetables
8.4.2014
When is a zucchini from my garden too big to eat? Also, at what point does it begin eating children?
1.15.2014
Being honest doesn’t mean you have to let everyone know you have cauliflower in your pocket.
8.7.2013
Maybe more people would eat pickled turnips if they were called turkles instead.
5.8.2013
In the movies when you hear bones breaking it’s actually the sound of celery being smashed. So apparently celery has a valid use.
9.12.2011
I used to think a rutabaga was a kind of car. Turns out it’s not, it just tastes like one.
5.23.2011
I keep these items in my car for legitimate reasons: baseball bat – playing ball, knife – dicing vegetables, axe – lumberjacking, gun – shooting people.
