There’s no law against disagreeing with people.cauliflower at them.
Funny thoughts on vegetables
When is a zucchini from my garden too big to eat? Also, at what point does it begin eating children?
doesn’t mean you have to let everyone know you have cauliflower in your pocket.
Maybe more people would eat pickledif they were called turkles instead.
In the movies when you hear bones breaking it’s actually the sound of celery being smashed. So apparently
I used to think a rutabaga was a kind of car. Turns out it’s not, it just
I keep these items in my car for legitimate reasons: baseball bat – playing ball, knife – dicing vegetables,gun – shooting people.