9.15.2011

Vampires have sickly gray skin, live in the dark, and do the same thing over and over for eternity. Basically, they’re engineers.

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8.13.2010

If I were a vampire, I wouldn’t drink human blood or even animal blood- I would drink chocolate milk, because it’s pretty healthy and oh-so-tasty.