Extra words can make weapons sound so much cooler:
- knife –> tactical knife
- ax –> battle ax
- spork –> assault spork
Funny thoughts on utensils
10.13.2010
When setting a table for a formal dinner, do you use one spork per place or two?
9.30.2010
How many spoons have to suffer before they stop making garbage disposal switches look like light switches?
9.23.2009
What the world really needs is a sport that makes extensive use of spatulas.