It’s a magical time in life when you finally realize that the only way to be truly happy is to kill everyone who makes you unhappy.
Funny thoughts on unhappiness
1.23.2012
The word “serendipity” sounds like “sarin dippity.” A person being dipped into a vat of nerve agent doesn’t sound so serendipitous.
1.4.2010
They say misery loves company, so I do my best to send people his way.
