Cut them to death, hang stuff on their limbs, put them in your front rooms as undead totems and call them Tannenbaum.
(Yes, resurrecting an oldie on this one. But the image is new!)
Funny thoughts on undead
9.19.2013
Life would be a lot simpler if my phone had an app for sending death threats to people.
10.29.2009
If a zombie wants to eat your brains, just order pizza instead. When it arrives, feed the pizza guy to the zombie and RUN!
