What’s up with zombies being fast and intelligent in the movies now? According to moms, zombies just sit and stare at the TV all the time.
Funny thoughts on TV
11.16.2011
My life is like a Mexican soap opera. Not because of drama or plot twists, but because most of the time I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.
10.11.2011
If I had a talk show, I would staff it entirely with apes. Then we’ll kidnap Jane Goodall, and at last I will be the chimpanzee lady!
8.25.2010
If I could be any animal in the world, I would be Cookie Monster.
3.11.2010
Sometimes I wonder if Star Trek is even real.
1.15.2010
Baseball bat use #9: remote control.
12.11.2009
TV is like crack; it’s highly addictive, it comes from Columbia, and you buy it on the street. Maybe it was coffee. Yeah, TV is like coffee.
9.30.2009
I always thought of Bugs Bunny as more of a rabbit than a bunny.
9.1.2009
I want to be a voice actor in nasal decongestant ads just so I can say, “I’m not a booger, but I play one on TV.”
6.23.2009
Lots of kids want to be astronauts when they grow up. I wanted to be Scooby-Doo. Which would explain why I mumble.