This is reality TV, right? And Scotland is voting itself off the island?
Funny thoughts on TV
7.18.2014
TV is so fake. There is no way Homer Simpson is that dumb in real life.
7.8.2014
Mister Rogers dies and Daniel Tiger is like, “This is MY neighborhood now.”
6.25.2014
Why don’t people believe you when you tell them aiding and abetting is only a crime on TV, and you really need to borrow their car?
10.23.2013
I’ve taken many looks in many books but I have yet to find a reading rainbow.
10.10.2013
We used to adjust the rabbit ears to fix a TV signal. Now we have to make burnt offerings to the network gods. Is why I burned those Cheetos.
1.28.2013
The CIA doesn’t need waterboarding anymore. Now they’ve got several seasons of Glee at their disposal.
12.5.2012
It wasn’t until I first saw Spongebob Squarepants that I realized all these other sponges are going around completely naked.
11.13.2012
Sometimes I wish people weren’t so dumb, but then who would watch reality TV?
2.17.2012
What’s up with zombies being fast and intelligent in the movies now? According to moms, zombies just sit and stare at the TV all the time.
