11.16.2011

My life is like a Mexican soap opera. Not because of drama or plot twists, but because most of the time I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.

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10.11.2011

If I had a talk show, I would staff it entirely with apes. Then we’ll kidnap Jane Goodall, and at last I will be the chimpanzee lady!

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8.25.2010

If I could be any animal in the world, I would be Cookie Monster.

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3.11.2010

Sometimes I wonder if Star Trek is even real.

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1.15.2010

Baseball bat use #9: remote control.

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12.11.2009

TV is like crack; it’s highly addictive, it comes from Columbia, and you buy it on the street. Maybe it was coffee. Yeah, TV is like coffee.

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9.1.2009

I want to be a voice actor in nasal decongestant ads just so I can say, “I’m not a booger, but I play one on TV.”

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6.23.2009

Lots of kids want to be astronauts when they grow up. I wanted to be Scooby-Doo. Which would explain why I mumble.

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