This is reality TV, right? And Scotland isitself off the island?
Funny thoughts on TV
TV is so fake. There is no wayis that dumb in real life.
dies and Daniel Tiger is like, “This is MY neighborhood now.”
Why don’t people believe you when you tell them aiding and abetting is only a crime on TV, and youtheir car?
I’ve taken many looks in many books but I have yet to find
We used to adjust the rabbit ears toNow we have to make burnt offerings to the network gods. Is why I burned those Cheetos.
The CIA doesn’t need waterboarding anymore. Now they’ve got severalat their disposal.
It wasn’t until I first saw Spongebob Squarepants that I realized all these other sponges are going around
Sometimes I wish people weren’t so dumb, but then who would watch
being fast and intelligent in the movies now? According to moms, zombies just sit and stare at the TV all the time.