1.27.2012

Which Mario Kart bonus would be better for driving in real life – a star or a heat-seeking turtle shell?

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12.5.2011

I’ll bet the Ninja Turtles won a lot of fights just because they smelled so bad from living in the sewer.

7.17.2009

The economy is really getting bad. The other day I saw an empty turtle shell with a “foreclosed” sign taped to the side.

Foreclosed Turtle Shell
Original image courtesy of Jim Mason, gpnc.org