Actually, the lessons of the Tortoise and the Hare are 1) reptiles are bald, and 2) people always misspell the word “hair.”
Funny thoughts on turtles
1.27.2012
Which Mario Kart bonus would be better for driving in real life – a star or a heat-seeking turtle shell?
12.5.2011
I’ll bet the Ninja Turtles won a lot of fights just because they smelled so bad from living in the sewer.
7.17.2009
The economy is really getting bad. The other day I saw an empty turtle shell with a “foreclosed” sign taped to the side.
Original image courtesy of Jim Mason, gpnc.org