Which Mario Kart bonus would be better for driving in real life – a star or a heat-seeking turtle shell?
Funny thoughts on turtles
12.5.2011
I’ll bet the Ninja Turtles won a lot of fights just because they smelled so bad from living in the sewer.
7.17.2009
The economy is really getting bad. The other day I saw an empty turtle shell with a “foreclosed” sign taped to the side.

Original image courtesy of Jim Mason, gpnc.org
