Actually, the lessons of the Tortoise and the Hare are 1)are bald, and 2) people always misspell the word “hair.”
Funny thoughts on turtles
Which Mario Kart bonus would be better for– a star or a heat-seeking turtle shell?
I’ll betjust because they smelled so bad from living in the sewer.
The economy is really getting bad. The other day I saw an empty turtle shell with a “foreclosed” sign taped to the side.
Original image courtesy of Jim Mason, gpnc.org