If people don’t want you to sleep in their tree housestheir sheds.
Funny thoughts on trees
Rock-A-Bye Baby: becausethan a song about a baby falling out of a tree.
I don’t see how anyone who has seenon Lord of the Rings can possibly think Arbor Day is a good idea.
There’s no experience quite like cutting your own liveout of your neighbor’s yard.
Most of what we call “tree houses” are really just tree
If you’re ever beingdon’t climb a tree. Bears eat trees whole, so you might be swallowed accidentally.
Cut them to death, hang stuff on their limbs, put them in your front rooms as undead totems and
If I were a tree, I wouldn’t be a mighty oak or a maple. I would be a money tree,
I bought some South African racing trees, but I still can’t tell which one is winning.