If people don’t want you to sleep in their tree houses they shouldn’t lock their sheds.
Funny thoughts on trees
5.3.2012
Rock-A-Bye Baby: because nothing could be more relaxing than a song about a baby falling out of a tree.
12.12.2011
I don’t see how anyone who has seen those fighting trees on Lord of the Rings can possibly think Arbor Day is a good idea.
12.6.2011
There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.
8.16.2011
Most of what we call “tree houses” are really just tree shacks.
7.7.2011
If you’re ever being chased by a bear, don’t climb a tree. Bears eat trees whole, so you might be swallowed accidentally.
12.16.2010
Cut them to death, hang stuff on their limbs, put them in your front rooms as undead totems and call them Tannenbaum.
9.20.2010
If I were a tree, I wouldn’t be a mighty oak or a maple. I would be a money tree, just to prove my parents wrong.
9.15.2009
I bought some South African racing trees, but I still can’t tell which one is winning.
Looks to me like they’re both still at the starting line.
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