They call them mopeds because it sounds better than “really wimpy motorcycles.”
Funny thoughts on transportation
4.27.2012
Simon and Garfunkel said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls. Those are some immature, perverted prophets.
1.16.2012
My only problem with public transportation is the public part of it.
3.23.2011
Carpools were a lot more interesting when I thought they involved amphibious vehicles.
1.25.2010
A good form of transportation would be to grease up the bottom of your feet and glide on top of power lines.
11.18.2009
Admit it – you’ve fantasized about fighting traffic with a rocket launcher.