1.16.2012

My only problem with public transportation is the public part of it.

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3.23.2011

Carpools were a lot more interesting when I thought they involved amphibious vehicles.

1.25.2010

A good form of transportation would be to grease up the bottom of your feet and glide on top of power lines.