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Traffic Light Surprise

Dan of the Day — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:42:16 +0000

It’s amazing how often people are surprised when a traffic light changes. What did they think was going to happen?

Dan of the Day — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:45:19 +0000

I used to hate red lights but with Facebook and Twitter on my phone now I can use the time to tell everyone else how much I hate red lights.

Dan of the Day — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 18:25:12 +0000

A fun trick would be to secretly change someone’s car horn so when they get mad in traffic all they can muster is a nice round of La Cucaracha.

Dan of the Day — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:56:51 +0000

Today a guy in traffic yelled to me that my headlight was out. So I did what any normal person would do and threw a tire iron at his car.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:03:20 +0000

Admit it – you’ve fantasized about fighting traffic with a rocket launcher.

Dan of the Day — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:39:18 +0000

That guy in traffic was really mad. What was it he called me? Something about fish poop. Oh, that was it: a bass turd.