Some people need air traffic control for the road. “Tower to bad motorist 1637CA, you are cleared to merge into traffic.”
Funny thoughts on traffic
3.12.2012
It’s amazing how often people are surprised when a traffic light changes. What did they think was going to happen?
11.17.2011
I used to hate red lights but with Facebook and Twitter on my phone now I can use the time to tell everyone else how much I hate red lights.
8.10.2010
A fun trick would be to secretly change someone’s car horn so when they get mad in traffic all they can muster is a nice round of La Cucaracha.
12.22.2009
Today a guy in traffic yelled to me that my headlight was out. So I did what any normal person would do and threw a tire iron at his car.
11.18.2009
Admit it – you’ve fantasized about fighting traffic with a rocket launcher.
11.2.2009
That guy in traffic was really mad. What was it he called me? Something about fish poop. Oh, that was it: a bass turd.
