It’s amazing how often people are surprised when a traffic light changes. What did they think was going to happen?
Funny thoughts on traffic
11.17.2011
I used to hate red lights but with Facebook and Twitter on my phone now I can use the time to tell everyone else how much I hate red lights.
8.10.2010
A fun trick would be to secretly change someone’s car horn so when they get mad in traffic all they can muster is a nice round of La Cucaracha.
12.22.2009
Today a guy in traffic yelled to me that my headlight was out. So I did what any normal person would do and threw a tire iron at his car.
11.18.2009
Admit it – you’ve fantasized about fighting traffic with a rocket launcher.
11.2.2009
That guy in traffic was really mad. What was it he called me? Something about fish poop. Oh, that was it: a bass turd.