Some people believe that cheap toilet paper is totally acceptable. Never shake hands with these people.
Funny thoughts on toilets
7.31.2012
Is it wrong of me to purposely flush a toilet every time I hear someone talking on their phone in a public restroom?
7.15.2011
There have been a lot of innovative toilet plungers, but the old rubber cup model is still the best for scaling buildings.
4.15.2010
A funny joke would be to replace your toilet paper with a lint roller. When guests complain, say, “What did you do in my washing machine?!”
5.15.2009
I wanted to fly to Australia to see if their toilets drain backwards, but my sister told me to just look it up online. Good point, really.