7.15.2011

There have been a lot of innovative toilet plungers, but the old rubber cup model is still the best for scaling buildings.

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4.15.2010

A funny joke would be to replace your toilet paper with a lint roller. When guests complain, say, “What did you do in my washing machine?!”

5.15.2009

I wanted to fly to Australia to see if their toilets drain backwards, but my sister told me to just look it up online. Good point, really.