People don’t like it when you make Jello in their toilet.
Funny thoughts on toilets
1.17.2013
Some people believe that cheap toilet paper is totally acceptable. Never shake hands with these people.
7.31.2012
Is it wrong of me to purposely flush a toilet every time I hear someone talking on their phone in a public restroom?
7.15.2011
There have been a lot of innovative toilet plungers, but the old rubber cup model is still the best for scaling buildings.
4.15.2010
A funny joke would be to replace your toilet paper with a lint roller. When guests complain, say, “What did you do in my washing machine?!”
5.15.2009
I wanted to fly to Australia to see if their toilets drain backwards, but my sister told me to just look it up online. Good point, really.
