Some people believe that cheap toilet paper is totally acceptable.with these people.
Funny thoughts on toilet paper
A funny joke would be topaper with a lint roller. When guests complain, say, “What did you do in my washing machine?!”
I got caught toilet papering my neighbor’s house and they pressed charges. Can you believe that? Maybe I shouldn’t have lit it on fire.
Janitors – If you stop rushing me out of the bathroom so you can clean, I’ll stop throwing wet toilet paper at the ceiling.
The art in the Louvre was really crude, but the private viewing rooms were nice. And the porcelain chairs. And the toilet paper.